What you are about to see below is very hot and you should be warned that prolonged exposure may cause the following:
If you are married, it may bring on a strong desire to divorce your spouse, only to remarry him the next day so that you can have an excuse to hire me as your wedding photographer. Though have no fear, there is no need to do this as I offer anniversary sessions so it saves you the trouble of going through all the paperwork and attorney fees. So don't go calling an attorney just yet.
If you are single, it may cause you to rush out to quickly find a spouse so that you can hire me as your wedding photographer, but there is no rush, take your time and make sure that he/she is the right one for you, I will still be here.
Prepare for the hotness and consider yourself warned. ;)